Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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