so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
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