So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Quick, to the slutcave!
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
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