therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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