well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
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