Just fell off a train. Bad.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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