my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
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