then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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