I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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