actually, I'm a sock model
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
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