maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
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