Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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