so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
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