Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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