I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
She even gives head with a lisp.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
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