HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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