we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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