can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
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