There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
You pole danced in your parka.
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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