How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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