was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
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