it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
I'm at about main and main street
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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