Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
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