we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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