he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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