new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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