I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Just fell off a train. Bad.
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
Randomize
