I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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