ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
Randomize
