there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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