have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
I think my moral compass just broke
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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