Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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