Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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