Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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