apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
Randomize
