I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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