I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
I wanna passion pit in your ass
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Randomize
