I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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