whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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