I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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