Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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