My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
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