My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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