how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
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