Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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