Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
Randomize
