I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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