Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Acid is not a monday night drug
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
Randomize
