Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
Randomize
