HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
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