I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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