Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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