I just woke up to a lawnchair covered in lipstick. I'm wearing red lipstick. What happened and is the tequila?
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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