People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
i think i just lost a toe
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
Randomize