she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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