Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
This is classic penis vs brain.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
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